Whose back of the head am I staring at?

This is the second or seventieth time I’ve re-done my about page so let me just cut to the chase and tell you what you need to know:

• The selfie-taker is yours truly.
• The itty bitty is Naomi.
• The lip-biter is Jeremy.
• The kid standing on the seat of the plane at 5:00 in the morning watching a show and not sleeping is Malachi.
• They are all mine.
• This is NOT a mom-blog.**
• I think I’m hilarious.  I’m also conceited enough to think that you will agree, so I have an entire category called “funny.”  Pathetic, I realize – pretend it’s funny and we’ll get along great.
• I love Jesus and I will talk about Him.
• There is no theme here other than “stuff that rolls around in my head.” This ranges from the quite serious to the not very serious at all.

**This is probably actually a mom blog, but leave me alone.